Cut to a grim SWAT team exiting a vehicle, busting down the door and confronting an Amish couple, who don’t speak English well. WHERES THE MILK? The head guy yells. It’s still in the cows, the man stammers.
Then Ted Cruz steps in, and say, “Is there a problem here?” “yes, this man is selling illegal milk”. Illegal milk? Do you have nothing better to do? I banish you. Leave this man alone.
Cut: The raid really happened (movie voice), but nobody stopped them. The next time, somebody will.
Slogan: A better future is on the way.
And you know, too, no matter who wins, the winner could find places in their Adminstration for the other two (or whatever: the number is flexible, provided it includes NO RINO’s.)
You could have them at a tea party, and make fun of the fact that it has been declared dead repeatedly.
I could do this all day. I have to take the kid somewhere.