Nasty Nancy is my vote for her. Chuck I’ll need to think. “That unfunny fat chick’s first cousin, once removed” is probably not ideal.
Chuck the Huckster? Getting warmer. Two buck Chuck? Chuckie the Clown?
Here is the thing: unless Trump wilts like a hothouse flower in wintertime, he’s going to win. He can win, certainly, and with all the political capital he has risked on this shutdown, he literally has nothing to GAIN by not declaring an emergency. There is literally no upside. The Democrats will mock him relentlessly and even his most fervent supporters will be deeply disappointed, and can be counted on to be disengaged in 2020. Flip side, all he risks is the condemnation he gets every day any way, and perhaps some lawsuits, if he declares an emergency. It’s not ideal, but everyone on all sides of the issue knows he tried really hard to get this done by legislative means.
But Nancy will be in a daily pissing contest with him for the next two years, and he needs to figure out better ways of dealing with her. She is an amoral psychopath who is well funded, but he is charming and she is not. She is roughly as charismatic as Hillary, which is to say one thinks of wet dogs, children crying and unpaid housekeepers when one sees her speak.
It will be interesting. Everything around Trump is interesting. I just hope he trusts his gut and ignores the counsels of failure which are presumably circling around him.