Did you see more than a fraction of what happened in front of you? No, of course not. Don’t be stupid.
Did you learn more than a fraction of what was presented to you? No, of course not, don’t be arrogant.
Ah, did you greet the day with some acceptance, and do your work with something approaching pleasure and engagement? Here: give yourself a grade between C- and A.
Did you learn SOMETHING? Pass/fail. Grade yourself.
There will be another quiz tomorrow. You can thank me then.