Ann, I’m single. Just sayin’.
Few stats: legs long enough to reach the floor.
Have both hair and eyes.
Have a nice bass boat. It’s out for repair, but Junior says he’ll have it back any day now, in time for the competition.
Rent my very own residence.
No tattoos visible when I’m wearing my suit. I looked quite gentlemanly last week down at the courthouse. I really think it helped.
They tell me my road will get paved next year.
Well, if that doesn’t do it, nothing will. Drop me a line. I’m sexy: trust me.
P.S. Oh, and if you could spot me a C note until next Friday, I’d love you forever.