There was once a little boy given the responsibility to make sure that everyone he knew was treated fairly. Just for fun, he would often call out “Here’s a racist, here’s a racist”. Concerned citizens from all around would come running, only to realize that his accusation was without merit. Again and again the little boy would call out “here’s a racist, here’s a racist”. They would come running, and he would say “pay me more money, pay me more money”.
After a while, the people told him to shut his goddamned mouth and leave them alone. He never did learn his lesson, but his cries were heard no more.
The end.