Charlize, believe me when I say highly intelligent, beautiful supermodel actresses really aren’t my type, but Ill make an exception for you. I have a lot going for me: I’m only mostly an alcoholic, I don’t live with my mother, Ill be back under 290 any day now, and I just FEEL that any day now I will sleep through the night without doing anything to scare the shit out of anyone who might be in bed with me. I’m very close.
Oh, and I haven’t been laid in some multiple of a month of Sundays. We have that in common. Just you and me.
Here’s a Dick pic:
If you want to a quick lunch somewhere, no big deal, have your people get in touch with my people.
Love ya, babe!!